AISubs v3.7
(EPISODE FOURTEEN, "IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU")
Oh, I like it!
You dropped it all of a sudden.
You dropped it all of a sudden. Don't say that. It's embarrassing.
It's heavy.
Stop it!
Let's do it.
You don't have to make a fuss now.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We want you two to be good elders in this world.
I'd like you to cut it out here and there.
Oh, that's me.
This is actually about us, mischievous, arrogant entertainers.
Actually, we're jealous of Japan.
That's right.
So I want to talk about Japan.
Yes, that's right.
As an image, you two don't get this kind of job.
But you can do it in reality.
That's right.
I'd like you to show me.
First of all, thank you for your hard work.
This is a show that introduces how we can cope with any kind of show.
So you can watch this show and do whatever you want to do?
That's right.
By the way, why are you impersonating Tobibako?
Your silhouette is almost like Tobibako.
No, it's not like that.
Where is Loiterman?
If there is Loiterman, I think it's here.
At least.
Please imagine Loiterman here.
I'm sorry.
This is the first time I've been impersonated by Tobibako.
I've been impersonated in many ways.
(Tobibako)
Now, let's move on to the first theme.
Thank you for your cooperation.
The first theme is...
How to Stop Depression.
Depression is a phenomenon in which the birth rate drops and the number of children drops dramatically.
I'm sure you know about it.
As depression progresses,
economic growth decreases and the balance of the population, which supports social security system, collapses.
As regional social activity decreases, various social problems are concerned.
That's right.
This is "how to stop depression."
Well...
Isn't there only one such thing?
Yes, there is.
It's been a while since I saw it.
Are you crazy?
Can you do erotic things like this?
You idiot, you idiot. That's shallow.
Why do you say that?
It's shallow.
Can you go back now?
That's not what I'm talking about.
You look erotic, but you can't go back, don't you?
You look like a firefly.
What kind of firefly are you?
You're dirty and dirty.
What's wrong with you, idiot?
I want to go back like this.
No one looks in a serious mood like you.
Is that right?
If you go back again like that,
when I think of it now,
it's going to make me have a crazy mood.
You idiot.
Excuse me for the delay, please.
I'm sorry for the delay.
It's getting hot in here.
Until now, you haven't mentioned this theme word once.
It hasn't been mentioned once.
I haven't said a single word about it.
I don't think what you said is zero either.
But it's not only about that.
It's about money.
Money?
Yes.
It's about the money you have in your hands.
Money in my hands?
It's not enough.
That's why you can't have children.
Why is that?
Because you don't work, you idiot.
I work!
I'm not making money!
I'm making 10,000 yen, and you're eating it with that trash can!
- You son of a bitch! - Son of a bitch!
- That hurts!
That hurts!
You're making me look like a fool!
I wish you'd do something like that!
Are you a fool or what?! It's all purple!
- I'm a fool, you know?! - You're a fool!
- It's not my fault! - What's wrong with you?!
It's over!
[inaudible]
Thank you for following us.
How old are you now?
We've been talking about killing each other for a while now.
- How old are you now? - I'm too old for that.
I've been wondering for a while now if you're blue-eyed or if you're just squinting.
- No, I'm bleeding. - You're bleeding.
- I'm about to die. - That's weird.
- Why are you about to die? - That's weird.
- You're about to die, idiot. - It's worse than men's lunch break.
- Why? - It's worse.
- It was a good start. - Yeah.
- Right? - Yeah, but that's where it started.
- Yeah. - Right away.
- It's only for you. - No, it's not for you.
- Really? - If you're going to the festival with that kind of money...
- ...why don't you get married in a nice family? - Yeah.
That's why it's different.
The reason I said it's a bit nice is that...
...young people are marrying less than before.
- Oh. - But young people can't get married.
- Why? - Because the rent is low.
- Rental money? - Rental...
- You don't say it like that. - I don't say it like that.
Hey, didn't I tell you not to say "chin chin" and "gin gin"?!
- Hey, I was just about to say that. - Why "chin chin" and "gin gin"?!
- Hey, isn't "chin chin" soft? - Why "gin gin" and "gin gin"?!
♪ Fish meat ♪
♪ It's like fish meat ♪
- Hey, who are you?! - It's nice to meet you.
- Please have a seat. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
So, even if you get married, you'll have a hard time.
- You'll have a hard time? - Yes.
So, even if you can't get married and have children, it's hard for you to go to school.
Even if you have a national insurance or a pension, it's not enough.
So, giving up "chin chin" is...
- "Chin chin" is... - Isn't it okay to say something like "chin chin"?!
- Let's not do it again! - "Chin chin" is...
- Let's change the theme! - Isn't "chin chin" okay?!
- My pussy says "chin chin" - Your pussy says "chin chin"
- Why is it "chin chin"?! - Isn't it okay to say something like "chin chin"?!
- Let's not do it again! - Let's go back!
- This is how you do it! - Wait, wait.
- That hurts. - Please have a seat.
- That's embarrassing.
- I'm embarrassed. - You're annoying me.
- Please have a seat. - You.
We need your wage to go up.
- So we're discussing about that. - Then what should we do?
- If my wage doesn't go up... - Work. Or ask for money from the government.
- What do you want? - Money!
- Money? - Yoya Island is doing that.
- What is Yoya Island doing? - The current politician Yoya Island is doing that.
- What's that? - It's Yoya Island!
- What's Yoya Island doing? - The current politician is trying to improve...
- But Yoya Island is doing that. - What's that?
- It's Yoya Island! - What's that?
- That's enough.
- What is that? - That's enough.
- Is that Yoya Island? - What is it?
- Is it this? - Is it this?
- It's enough. - Yoya Island is...
You only have the anus.
No, that's fine.
You only have the anus.
That's fine.
You can drink it.
That's fine.
You only have the anus.
Hold it in.
You only have the anus.
Hold it in.
It's not like that.
It's not like that?
It's not like that!
Your eyes are in the right place.
If you think about it in a different way,
you might be able to stop a car accident.
What should we do?
Hasegawa, tell us your opinion.
Let me say my opinion.
To stop a car accident,
if people who want to get married can't get married,
they can save more money,
give it to companies,
lend them money,
cheer up the companies,
and raise their salaries.
Then everyone will be able to get married.
I'm sorry, but I don't know.
I'm from a big city in Tokyo.
The doctor told me about it.
My brain level is a little higher than that of a chimpanzee.
This is too difficult for me to understand.
Well, anyway...
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
Let's move on to the next song.
The next song is "Should we lower consumption tax?"
Consumption tax.
It was first introduced in 1989.
It was 3% at first.
How much is it now?
It's getting higher and higher.
How much is it now?
I'm calling you.
I can hear you.
Listen to me.
Come to me.
Stop it.
You can do it.
Can I do it?
If you're embarrassed, don't do it.
You don't have to do it.
I heard "paah."
You don't have to do it.
Isn't it 10%?
It's 10%.
It's getting higher and higher.
It's hard to say "we should lower consumption tax."
It's 20% now.
If you buy something for 100 yen...
It's more than 100 yen.
That's right.
It's more than 100 yen.
It's 1 and 1.
It's 2 and 2.
It's 10%.
It's okay if it's 10%.
If you buy something for 100 yen, you get 10% off, right?
That's right.
If you buy something for 100 yen, you get 10% off, right?
It's a plus.
It's like this.
If you buy green onions, you buy green onions.
You buy green onions, right?
You get 10% off like this.
It's -10%.
Open your mouth.
It's hard!
I didn't catch a cold!
That's how it is when you get 10% off!
I didn't catch a cold!
You didn't catch a cold!
I didn't say I had a cold!
How about this?
Smelly!
Smelly as hell!
Your nose is the worst! It stinks!
I've calculated it.
You've calculated it?
Is it in yen?
It's 100 yen, right?
If it's 10% of 100 yen, it's 100 yen, right?
That's right.
If you add 1 and 1 with 100 yen, it's 2.
2 and 0.
2 and 0 are 0.
If you multiply by 0, 2 and 0 are 0's 0's 0's 0's 0.
Therefore...
If you write it like this...
If you write it like this and do it like this...
You have this kind of problem!
It's surprising!
This kind of problem...
If you make these kind of problems virtual...
No, no, it's not "mutsugo", it's "mutsume".
- That's scary. - "Mutsume", "mutsume" is correct.
- What is it? - That's how it is.
- So this is "shouizei", right? - That's right.
- What do you mean by "shouizei"? - It's "osomatsu", right?
- It's "osomatsu"! - It's "osomatsu" that you're receiving "shouizei".
- No, "osomatsu" isn't good at all. - "Shouizei" is "osomatsu", right?
No, I'm not asking you to say something good.
- I don't know, but can you give me your opinion? - Give you my opinion?
- My opinion? - Yes.
I think "shouizei" can attract a lot of money for everyone,
but it's difficult for people who are in trouble to get it,
- so I'd like a bigger company or something like that. - I'm sorry,
but I had my head examined at a big hospital in Tokyo.
- I'm excited. - And then,
- your brain is heated only for three of a turtle's brain. - I can't do anything about it.
- I don't know. - You don't know, do you?
- Then, next... - Is it okay?
- Shall we go? Shall we go next? - I'm sorry.
- You don't know, do you? - I'm sorry.
- No, no, I just wrote "osomatsu" in a row. It's been used a lot. - I'm sorry.
- Isn't it good that it's "osomatsu"? - I'm sorry, but it's good...
- Yeah, right? - I understand.
- Make him stand up, this guy. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Let's move on to the next theme. I'd like to hear your opinions about at least one of them. - Yes, yes.
- Yes. - Of course.
- I'd like you to say your own opinions properly. - Yes.
- Yes, with sincerity. Now, let's go. The next theme is this!
- Now, I often hear "the wall of 1.3 million yen", but how will life change if you review it? Everyone, please answer this.
- Your opinion. - It's a big wall, isn't it?
- Yes. - What do you mean "wall"? It was mentioned recently, wasn't it? You said "the wall of 1.3 million yen", didn't you?
- That's Ariyoshi's wall. - Oh, my!
- Hey, we're from the same hometown! - Yes, we're from the same area.
- You said you'd form a unit with Suzuka, didn't you? - Show me what you did.
- Yeah. - You said "hammer, hammer", didn't you?
- I did "hammer, hammer". - And what did you come up with?
- Yes, I came up with it. - I'll show you "hammer, hammer".
- Yes. - You don't know what he did, do you? He's only doing it here.
- That's what it is! - I'm sorry, but you're making fun of Shison-no-de.
- Shison-no-de is really funny, but I only know how to use "zacoche". - Oh, you know how to do it?
- Try it, try it. - What is it?
- You said "hammer", didn't you? - "Hammer, hammer"!
- Yes!
- I'll show you! - Why is that?!
- Ah! - Ha!
- What? - That's what you said, didn't you?
- Don't hit me! - Hey!
- Don't hit me! - I said "can I do it?", so...
Don't be embarrassed when I do it!
Don't be embarrassed here!
- You can't be embarrassed here! - Is that so?
- If you're embarrassed here, you can't do it! - Is that so?
- Really! - What is it?
- I think you all know about the 1.3 million yen wall, but I'll explain it to you. - What is it?
- The 1.3 million yen wall means that if you exceed 1.3 million yen annually, - Yes.
- you will have to pay your own part-time or part-time job tax. - Ah!
- If you exceed 1.3 million yen... - Yes, I know what you mean.
- Yes, there are many people who save how they work so they don't exceed 1.3 million yen. - Ah!
- Yes. - There is an indication that it is compensating for the lack of labor from now on.
- From 2025, it is decided that this policy will be raised to 1.23 million yen. - There is a wall, right?
- There is! - There is a wall!
- 1.3 million yen wall, and what's next? - 1.23 million yen.
- 1.2... 1.2... 3... It's a dead end, right? It's a dead end wall, right? - Yes.
- I'll explain it in an easy-to-understand way. - Please do. - Yes.
- I heard there is a wall! - 1.3 million yen wall.
- You know, when you open the urinal and the urine comes out from above... - What are you talking about?
- The urine comes out. - Ah, I see.
- And when you go into the spot, you can't see anything from the wall of the urine. - Yes.
- But if you... - If it falls off?
- If it falls off, the urine will get stuck in the wall of the urine. - Yes.
- That's what I'm saying! - Yes.
- You... you... don't say stupid things like that! - The wall of the urine...
- What are you talking about? - The wall of the urine...
- You should try cooling it down. - Yes.
- If you cool it down... - Yes.
- The urine itself... - Yes.
- It's seriously hot... - Yes.
- The ice melts quickly... - Yes.
- And you go down and it's all white and black! - Yes, it is all white and black!
- You go up a bit and shake it a little... - Yes, you go up a bit and...
- It becomes the shape of a dragon and you fly to the tip of Yeo Yeogi. - It doesn't fly!
- Because it's beautiful! - Why do you fly to the tip of Yeo Yeogi?
- Because it's the dragon's shop. - It's not because it's the dragon's shop.
- It's because it goes back home. - It doesn't go back home!
- No, no, no, no, no! - What? The number 103 wall is a dragon!
- Why would you throw away the 103 wall!? - It's a store!
So it's not that wall. It's the income wall of 1.3 million yen.
If you exceed this, you will be charged, so you will save the way you work to suppress it with 1.3 million yen or less.
That's why the economy doesn't work like this.
I understand. I calculated it a little, but this is a wall of 1.3 million yen and this is a wall of 1.2 million yen.
We both have walls, and this is what a wall does. There are various walls, but in this way, more and more walls will increase.
In that, if this is a house, there will be a window here.
When the beautiful window opens, and with each door opening cleanly again and again...
You put a little strip of staircase there.
Step by step! Beautiful stairways!
You put many believable staircase there!
Then, you know...
The sun secludes itself...
Sun, sun, sun.
And then you show up with a ta-da!
This is a beautiful sunshine!
Like Kinneaguman, right?
Kinneaguman!
This is a Kinneaguman sunshine!
He is a demon.
He is a demon!
He became a demon general...
Sand!
That's right! He is a sand.
If you notice it, it becomes a triangle!
It's a pyramid of hell!
It's buried!
That's right! It's called "murara."
"Murara" in the sense of "apartment."
Murara!
It becomes a wall of space.
Why not?
This is no good.
That was no good.
Are you ready?
Let me know what you think!
I don't think it's enough for a wall of 1.3 billion yen to become 1.23 billion yen.
In the end, foreign workers will increase, so our Japanese income will also decrease.
If people who pay tax first have money, the country won't work because they can't pay tax.
In that sense, it's not 1.23 billion yen.
I'm sorry. I'll buy a big house in Tokyo and build a big house in Osaka.
That's enough. I'll use it as it is.
I got it for free.
That's enough. It's the same thing.
Then your brain is small and you don't have wrinkles.
Is it smooth?
That's why I don't know.
What's with that "anus-thigh" thing in your brain?
That's enough.
You're going home, right?
Yes.
Is that okay with you?
That's okay.
That's enough.
Please.
Everyone is watching.
Let's move on. Here is the last theme!
Should we keep the cash in the bag or not?
I can't answer it anymore, so the theme came all the way up to here.
- Of course we're not going to use it for free! - No, that's not what I meant!
- Because you know... - It's fine if we don't use it for free, right?
- You go to a convenience store, right? - Yes.
When you go to a convenience store, you have something like this.
- You're rich, you know? - Yes, yes.
- From a convenience store near your house. - Yes.
- You go home like this, you know? - Yes, yes, yes, I do.
It's not such a shameless thing!
- You go like this all the time... - Master, don't you have an eco-bag?
I don't have one like this, you know?
- It's not a shameless thing, you know? - It's not a shameless thing!
- The one I have is dangerous, you know? - Dangerous?
- You know nothing about the earth! - What is it?
- You don't know anything about the eco-bag! - Ah!
- It's an SDGs! - Good!
- Come on, say it! - Okay, I'll say it.
- "Look at it," it says. - Yes.
- Why do you always say "look at it"? - One...
- You don't have to say "look at it." - There was one man.
- Yes, yes, yes. - This is it.
- He had a bag from the supermarket... - Yes.
- ...where he went shopping every day. - Yes, yes.
- This is a super heavy bag from the supermarket. - Yes.
- Keep wearing it for years... - Yes.
- When you realize it, this man's shoulders... - Yes.
- ...have risen greatly... - Yes.
- ...and he has become like... - Yes.
- ...Iwabe! - Yes.
- Mr. Police! - Yes.
That's a different shadow, isn't it?
[Iwabe]
- Burn it up! Burn it up! - Iwabe!
- Iwabe, right? - Yes, it's Iwabe.
- It's not Iwabe. - It's Iwabe, right?
You should have said it just now!
- You had a different opinion. - Yes.
What's the point?
- Because you're Iwabe... - Yes, my shoulders have risen greatly.
- So you're okay with it? - If you were Iwabe, you'd be okay...
- ...but if you had risen even greater, you'd be like a crab. - Yes, yes.
- You'd be like a big crab. - No, no, it's okay.
I'm not Nantara Gizan!
I'm okay with it!
I think we can have a good debate now!
I don't know what you're talking about, but you're running out of breath!
It's too early for that!
It's too early for you to finish! You're getting bored of yourself!
Don't run out of breath!
You two are not geniuses!
You're running out of breath!
So, thinking about the global environment, I think it's a good thing to be independent.
That's why I have an eco-bag and stuff like that.
But I have one question.
You have an eco-bag and stuff like that at home.
You're using a lot of energy to make it.
I wonder if it's going to pay off in the end.
That's what I'm wondering about.
You know what?
I'm sorry, but...
I went to a big hospital in Tokyo and had my head examined.
That's good.
And you know what?
You're on bad terms with me, right?
We broke up?
Yeah, we broke up.
You said you couldn't pay the rent.
We broke up.
There was steam coming out of it.
And there wasn't anything in it.
It was just steam.
That's why I broke up.
It's like a water heater that you forgot to turn off.
I just turned it on.
That's enough!
Okay!
I don't think you two will come to work, but...
No, it's not blood.
Seriously?
What are you going to do with this?
If you call me a commentator and say what you just said...
I'm sure you'll come.
Well...
I won't even call MX.
Hasegawa...
Who was it again?
The commentator.
Yes, that's right.
He's been doing it for a while now.
What have you been doing for a while now?
What have you been doing for a while now?!
What did you say?
Um...
I'm a commentator in Yoshimoto.
Yoshimoto!
How long have you been doing this?
Is it my 20th year?
20 years! You've been doing it for a long time!
And this?!
We!
- That's right! - We!
And 30 years!
- How old are you, mayor? - I'm 33!
30 years and 30 years plus 67 years!
And you're full of energy, but you don't have a job like this!
You don't have a job like this!
You're sitting in the desert and you're like...
I'm going to split my jaw and walk around.
Then split it!
It'd be helpful if you split it for me.
- What's up with you? - He's so arrogant.
- You don't have enough energy in the first place. - He's arrogant.
- You don't have enough energy! - Come on!
- Why do you think you have enough energy? - Come on!
- Mayor, let's end this! - Come on!
- 30 years and 33 years! - Please take off your bag!
What's with you? You'll never have a job like this again!
[Next episode]
Shushut! Kanteran!
My name is Tojirou Kazekoumon.
I'm Kotto Hinyo.
- Would you like me to show you my treasure now? - Yes!
This is my treasure for you, Kotto Hinyo.
- Ouch! - My sense of touch is a little off.
I feel like I'm in an airport.
Open the price!
One, ten, eight, seven...
- Ten thousand! - Ten thousand!
I only have 100,000 yen left!
The most common judgment of whether it's real or not is that it's a fake egg.
A fake egg? What's that?
- Excuse me for a moment. - Yes.
Are you okay?
I'm in a bad condition. Watch out!
I see.
But it went well, didn't it?
Yes, it did.
No, it didn't.
It didn't go well.
Really?
It did go well, but it didn't go well in terms of form.
But it went well, didn't it?
But we ignored the topic.
But you talked a lot about money and stuff like that.
Yes, I did.
You talked a lot about money.
Yes, I did.
But you didn't talk about it in the end.
You didn't talk about it in the end.
No, Anoshi...
If you say that...
I know I'm saying this with my own mouth, but if you say that...
No, no, no.
Anoshi has his eyes on you anyway.
No matter what you do.
He has his eyes on you.
It's not like that...
You don't know about it.
You're saying it wrong.
You're playing with Riane's looks.
That's right, but...
You're hugging Riane, right?
No, no, it's not like that, but...
It did go well in terms of form, but...
You guys say things that don't fit the theme, so...
You say things...
No, no, I didn't say it because it didn't fit the theme.
It did go well in terms of form, but...
It didn't go well in terms of form, so...
It wasn't very lively.
The debate level.
It was too late.
You're an adult, you know?
You should have said it more maturely.
The topic?
The topic, yes.
Let's start from a lower level and move up to a higher level.
That might be the case.
Suddenly...
It's difficult, isn't it?
It's difficult.
It's sudden.
How good is it?
What is it?
If you use poop clay, what do you make?
No, no, that's not it.
Poop, poop, poop and form.
Oh, you make poop out of poop.
That's a little...
That's a little too much.
That's...
Right?
It's not "na"! It's not "na"!
Hahahahaha!
It's a debate that we haven't even looked for around the world.
So, let's do it a little more.
Shall we start with a familiar theme?
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
So, first of all, let's solve our problems.
That's where we should start, right?
Oh, that's interesting.
But, you know, that problem-solving thing...
We did it.
When Fujimon came, we did it with a plan not to sell it.
We did it.
It was hell.
Hahahahaha!
Then we shouldn't do this either, right?
Hahahahaha!